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the MEWsletter!

For cat-loving Home Business PURRSons:
Home business workers desiring to share what they know.

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*CATLINES*

vol. 3, Issue 12, February 15, 2005

Published monthly (most of the time) by

http://www.catliness.com

(in nine lives of progress)

WINNER OF THE GOLDEN WHISKERS AWARD

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Editor: Lauren Merryfield

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Treats For February

(Note: copy the links into your browser to make them work;
music and great verses you don't want to miss!)

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Groundhog Day
http://www.mamarocks.com/groundhog_day.htm

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Valentine blessing
http://www.mamarocks.com/valentine_blessing.htm

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Funny Valentine
http://www.poofcat.com/funnyval.html

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That's Love
http://www.mamarocks.com/thats_love.htm

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(Every day is hug your cat day!)

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CATTICAL MEWSIC!

It's the cat's meow!
as one album owner wrote:
"... is bright, fresh and irresistible. It's catnip for the
ears."

To learn more about the Symphonia Felina album  and Forestdale
album, (available online only) and ClydeSight 2.0!, visit the
Forestdale Music Album Web Site for playing samples:

http://www.clydesight.com/forestdale/samp.html

Tim Thompson
ClydeSight Productions

C.H.U. (Clyde's Human Unit)

Clyde Big Paws, Feline Unit 236.8v2
1990-1997

"Clyde Big Paws--Keeping the Memory Alive"

Visit ClydeSight2.0! the website of Clyde the Cat at:
http://www.clydesight.com

and Clyde's mewsical extraveganza, Concert at CLAW
http://claw.org/theater/clydeconc/startpg.shtml

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Table of contents:

1: Kibble Nibble: mewsings from the food bowl (editorial)

2: Kitten Kabootle's Kubbyhole (catly writings)
(in loving memory of Kitten Kabootle, now living at Rainbow
Bridge)

3: biz-catskills (home-business, motivational or general biz
articles)

4: look what the cats dragged in (jokes, quotes, very brief
verse)

5: from Outside the catbox (questions, comments from readers)

6: subscription info and other strays

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When all candles be out, all cats be gray."
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1: Kibble Nibble: mewsings from the food bowl (editorial)

Spring is around the corner, all ye cat-lovers.

We will, at any moment, be moving CATLINES over to a different
autoresponder system.  You will have the option of the regular
emailed version, RSS version or Private Mailer version of
CATLINES, once we figure out how to do this, LOL.

Spam has taken a terrible toll on our ezines reaching all of you
so we are hoping that this will be a great improvement for all of
us.

Some of you have spam filters which require my typing in the
dreaded verification turing number code thingy, which my
screenreader does not read.

PURRhaps you can find a way to let me in.  I may have to bounce
those addresses out of our system, which is something I would
really rather not do.

CATLINES will be in it's fourth year of production in March, so
the anticipated and planned changes will be it's birthday
present, to us and to all of you.

Thanks.
Lauren Merryfield

And check out those candles!  They make great gifts, great
fundraisers, and more!Valentine's Day is around the corner.  So
are spring, Easter, Mother's Day and other days for candle light.

Thanks
Lauren Merryfield

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Association For Pet Loss And Bereavement:

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2: Kitten Kabootle's Kubbyhole (catly writings)

CRISPY CRITTER
by Lynne Massie

It was a warm July day when my daughter and I saw a cloud of
black smoke near our local hardware store.

We quickly drove over to watch news being made as the store was
overtaken by fire.  No sooner did we arrive then a puff of smoke
came running out of the building into the hands of a paramedic.

Realizing it was a kitten, I followed them to the ambulance
where it was dunked into a bucket of saline.

"If it doesn't belong to anyone, I'll take it."

Relieved, the paramedic handed me a black, wet, glob of burned
mess.  The only thing recognizable was a pair of eyes pleading
for relief.  It couldn't even mew.

We dashed to the nearest vet, praying the kitten would live until
we arrived.

"Please hold on," we pleaded.

The black eyes stared at me without a sound.  The vet took one
look and said, "This cat is so badly burned his lungs are
probably seared and his skin will turn to leather and fall off.
You need to put him to sleep."

"What?  You haven't even tried to save him.  I'm a cancer
survivor who has proven you can beat the odds.  I can't just put
him to sleep.  This cat may die, but it won't be for lack of
trying.  Thank you for your time."

We dashed to another vet who gave the same line.  On to a third,
who said what we wanted to hear.

"I think this kitten may have a chance."

We then broke the news that we could not afford much in the way
of treatment, especially for a stray.  Fortunately, by then,
she was attached to the little thing and agreed to free treatment
if we would pay for the medications.

"If he is still alive tomorrow and his lungs have not filled with
fluid, we will give it a go," she said.

"That's a deal!"

"What's his name?" she asked.

"His name?  Hmmm.  I think we'll call him Crispy Critter."

Thus began a 24-hour ordeal of treatments and sleeping with him
on the couch -- cuddling, petting, nurturing, and treating his
severe burns.  He made it through the first 24 hours and over the
next several days much of his skin died.  Pieces began to fall
off -- first the tops of his ears, then a toe, then half his
tail, then another portion of his foot.

It was gruesome and we began to wonder if we had made a mistake.
But, as we sat cuddling him looking into those black eyes, we
knew we had to keep trying.  Soon we were rewarded with some
quiet meows.

Over the next four months, while we continued to peel away dead
skin and treat the burns.  Smoke inhalation left him with an
asthma-like wheeze and an intestinal tract that had little
peristaltic movement -- meaning he could not move his bowels.
Discouraged, we finally had to admit that giving enemas to a cat
everyday was not something we could continue.  So with a heavy
heart, we took him to the vets ready to give up.

As we walked in, a relief vet happened to be passing through
town.  When he saw the scraggly-looking Crispy, he exclaimed,
"What happened to that cat?"

After telling him the story, he said, "I read of a new surgery
that might solve the intestinal problem.  I was hoping to have
an opportunity to try it and will do it for free.  But you need
to know he may not survive".

With tears running down our checks, we kissed and cuddled Crispy,
as we said our goodbye.

The next day we got the call from the vet.  "Crispy is alive!
He is ready to go home.  What a courageous cat he is.  Only time
will tell if he has turned the corner."

With both elation and tears, we rushed to the vets to bring him
home.

That was three years ago.  Today, Crispy, the Courageous Kitten,
struts around on his toe-less feet with his half tail held high.
His face is scarred, he has only half of his ears and he OWNS the
house.

He rules over three big dogs, three other cats, and one bird.

Not a day goes by that I don't look at him and remember that no
matter how difficult the challenge appears, we should never give
up without a fight.

When we dedicate our whole self to a goal, miracles really do
occur.
-- Lynne Massie

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Subject: Fwd: Cat Proverbs

Top 10 Cat Proverbs

10. Do unto others whatever the hell you want to.
9. The world is your litter box.
8. Always put off until tomorrow anything that
interferes with a nap.
7. Look before you lick.
6. Pride goeth before ....
you've got to be friggin' kidding me!
5. You scratch my back.
4. Strike while the feet are bare.
3. When in doubt, wash.
2. If at first you don't succeed, act like you
intended to fail.

.. and the Number 1 Cat Proverb ...

1.The way to your owner's heart is through their
ankles when they least expect it.
--author unknown

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That Jaspur Is Entirely Too Smart
by Lauren Merryfield

05/03/04

Today Jaspur was in the bathroom and after I petted him,he got
down from his towel on the counter.

Suddenly, I remembered that I wanted to tell him about the reason
for all the noise outside today.  I said "Jaspur, come here!  I
want to tell you something.  It's about going outside."

That kitty turned around in the doorway and headed back to me,
pawing on my leg with excitement.

I told him we were getting the porch enclosed so that kitties
could come outside with us just in that place.  It doesn't mean
you can go all the way out, but you can get fresh air and
sunshine.

He smooooooothed on my legs and left.  I think that kitty
understood quite a lot of what I said.  He's sooo smart!
Lauren

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February is Spay/Neuter Awareness month

When does "1 + 1 = 8"? When fertile pets have babies.

Bend.com news sources
Posted: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 1:54 PM
Reference Code: AR-20935

February 1 - Portland - February   is national spay/neuter month.

Why? To stop the flood of young unwanted animals this spring.
Animal shelters across Oregon euthanize upwards of 50,000 dogs,
cats, kittens, and puppies each year. Allowing even one fertile
pair of dogs or cats to reproduce could cause up to 8 animals to
be euthanized due to lack of loving and caring homes.

Spaying or neutering is a viable solution to the pet
overpopulation problem and will save lives.

The Oregon Humane Society wants to dispel the myths surrounding
this simple and necessary operation: a spayed or neutered pet
will not become fat and lazy nor have a personality change. What
it will do is decrease aggressive behavior, keep your pet from
running away or roaming as much, eliminate behaviors such as
"spraying or marking," and create a more relaxed and
affectionate pet.

What stops pet owners from having this procedure done? Shelters
continually hear it is the costs associated with the operation.
Well, OHS has a web page
(
http://www.oregonhumane.org/spay-neuter/index.asp )

full of information on assistance programs in this area. Don't
let cost be a deciding factor in whether you get your pets
altered. Included on this web page are:

No Interest Loan The Oregon Humane Society spay/neuter loan
program is available to those who need financial assistance with
interest free loans for up to $50.

Spay/Neuter Assistance Program for cats To help reduce the
extreme cat overpopulation in Portland, the Oregon Humane Society
offers the Feline Spay/Neuter Assistance Plan (SNAP), which
provides up to $30 to spay/neuter. Recipients must find their own
veterinarian who will accept these vouchers. We can provide
assistance for up to two cats in a household.

Spay/Neuter Assistance Directory There are many organizations in
this community offering funding resources for pet owners to get
their pets altered. This directory lists nine organizations in
the greater Portland area offering help.

The Oregon Humane Society offers these assistance programs to
help end the tragedy of pet overpopulation but you must do your
part. For more information, please contact our resource
receptionist at (503) 285-7722, ext. 224; visit
www.oregonhumane.org
or drop by the Oregon Humane Society, located at 1067 NE Columbia
Blvd., Portland, Monday through Saturday 10 a.m. until 7 p.m. or
Sunday noon until 7 p.m.

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Lauren Merryfield is the editor/publisher of CATLINES.  She and
her husband, Jim, live in Washington with their four feline
"kids," Jaspur, Mikey, Gabrielle and Maryah. Daughter, Lynden,
lives in Nebraska, Lauren's homeland.

Lauren has been published in several magazines and books
including

"The Braille Monitor," "Future Reflections," (national
Publications) and "News From Blind Nebraskans," state newsletter.

"Heartwarmers of Love," an anthology, contains her story "Love
Far Beyond The Physical," concerning the marriage to her husband
Jim.

Her story "Kabootle: Rescue Cat," was published in
an anthology by Angel Animals, entitled "God's Messengers:
what animals tell us about the Divine."

Her essay "My heroes three" appeared in the August, 2004 edition
of the CF Alliance Newsletter, (fibromyalgia.) Her poem "Missed
Opportunities" was published in FibroHugs book of poetry 2004.

Lauren is a member of the Cat Writers' Association:
http://www.catwriters.org

and co-owner of
http://www.catliness.com

where one can join CATLINES.

She has recently opened her first honest-to-goodness online
store, selling cat-theme jewelry items, some are one-of-a-kind:
http://www.catliness.com

She is now a member of the APLB--Association For Pet-Loss And
Bereavement, receiving a diploma in counselor training in May of
2004.
http://www.aplb.org

and, Heaven forbid, says Jim, the Cat Collectors' Club:
http://www.catcollectors.org

And even *more* "Heaven forbid," she's on Ebay:

EBAY!  We're there!  Bid Now!
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/meowheart/.

She is enjoying spreading her catliness around!

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http://www.catdiary.com )

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3:  Bizcat Skills

Six Basic Human Needs

Tony Robbins has identified six basic human needs and believes
everyone is--or can be--motivated by their desire to fulfill
these needs.

1. Certainty/Comfort.

We all want comfort.
And much of this comfort comes from certainty.
Of course there is no ABSOLUTE certainty, but we want certainty
the car will start, the water will flow from the tap when we turn
it on and the currency we use will hold its value.

2. Variety.

At the same time we want certainty, we also crave variety.
Paradoxically, there needs to be enough UNcertainty to provide
spice and adventure in our lives.

3. Significance.

Deep down, we all want to be important.
We want our life to have meaning and significance.
I can imagine no worse a death than to think my life didn't
matter.

4. Connection/Love.

It would be hard to argue against the need for love.
We want to feel part of a community.
We want to be cared for and cared about.

5. Growth.

There could be some people who say they don't want to grow, but I
think they're simply fearful of doing so--or perhaps NOT doing
so.
To become better, to improve our skills, to stretch and excel may
be more pronounced in some than others, but it's there.

6. Contribution.

The desire to contribute something of value--to help others, to
make the world a better place than we found it is in all of us.

Action Point

Evaluate this list to better understand your personal motivations
and examine which ones seem the most significant to you.
Then, look at what you do to fulfill the needs of others.
It will likely make a difference in what and how you do what you
do.

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"The most important thing I have learned over the years is the
difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's
self seriously.
The first is imperative and the second disastrous."
--Margaret Fontey

--submitted by Jo

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Run, Forrest, run
by Mike Litman

Hey Lauren!

I just got back from the gym about: 30 minutes ago and wanted
to share an important success 'reminder' with you.

I'm not sure about you guys, but getting to the gym is sometimes
a pain in the tail, but we have to do the things we don't want to
do right...:}

At the gym I was doing bicep exercises and my goal was
12 reps each set.

Each set I was doing the weight was increasing and
getting tougher.

Much tougher.

So much, that by the 8th rep, I wanted to 'throw in the towel',
but I didn't.

I wanted to stop so badly, but I didn't.

What I did instead is give just 5% more effort and didn't stop
at 12 reps, I went to 15.

You see, we need to be reminded that the MAGIC doesn't happen
on the 1st mile, it happens when you go the EXTRA mile for
yourself and for others.

Anybody who knows anything about weight training will tell you
that you get most of your results from those last 2-3 reps you
don't want to do.

But here's the catch.

Most people quit on themselves, their dreams, right when it
gets tough.

Unfortunately, they then never get to taste the MAGIC that could
have taken place for them.

And that TASTE is so sweet, it really is unfortunate that more
people don't get to taste it.

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I say it over and over, but you don't have to be 50% or 100%
better than everyone else.

5% is it.

Yes, that's it.

Do a little bit more today.

Do one more rep.

Work 15 minutes longer.

Do one more prospecting call.

Send one more thank you card to a client.

Encourage one more person.

Are YOU ready to give 5% more today?

I can't answer that for you, but I believe you're ready.

Am I right?

Make your move.

Talk to you soon.

Mike

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4: Look What The Cats Dragged In

Dean has no qualms about the direction in which the party should
go. He has been warning against becoming "Republican lite." He
knows who the enemy is.

"Just as a cat is not a dog, a Democrat is not a Republican."
--Howard Dean

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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that
will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful.
Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again,
either. But if he wants to, I say let him!
- Mark Twain

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
- Stephen Wright

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It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the
cat] nine lives instead of one.

Author: Bidpai (Pilpay)
Source: The Greedy and Ambitious Cat (fable iii)

Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

Author: Henry Carey
Source: The Dragon of Wantley (act II, sc. 1)

Mrs. Crupp had indignantly assured him that there wasn't room to
swing a cat there; but as Mr. Dick justly observed to me, sitting
down on the foot of the bed, nursing his leg, "You know,
Trotwood, I don't want to swing a cat. I never do swing a cat.
Therefore what does that signify to me?"

Author: Charles Dickens
Source: The Personal History of David Copperfield (vol. II, ch.
VI)

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5: from Outside the catbox

Thanks for the feedback, from ideas for this newsletter to your
cat questions and concerns, which I've been glad to answer, to
the best of my knowledge, or forward you on to someone else who
knows better than I.  Maybe someday I'll be paid for this???

I appreciate the notes of concern from December's "rant" when
just too many things were going on at once.  Many of you were
able to relate to that.  I hope things are calming down for
everyone now with the new year.

Thanks.
Lauren Merryfield

6: subscription info and other strays

a catly site!

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CATLINES is published by Lauren Merryfield
co-owner of catliness.com.

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